Shakespeare’s dirty little secret: HONORIFICABILITUDINITATIBUS
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OK. This is gonna be hard but we have to face it. Shakespeare’s terrible little secret was his addiction. I’m sorry if you weren’t braced for the news but the elephant in the living room must be discussed and talked about or else the little secret will eventually take him down and drag all of us with him. Not me though. I’m going to do something about it. First, his dirty little secret could explain a a lot – his invisability for instance and that puffy mask was a hang over face.
I don’t know yet how it all connects but here it is –287! You didn’t think it could be that bad did you?
Here’s the story. 278 has to do with the dreaded ciphers. What are ciphers? Morris Code is a cipher and is similar to one bilateral ciphers Bacon used. He used several ciphers having learned to use them while spying in Europe for the Queen in his early twenties. The anti-bacon people stick their noses in the air at the idea of cipher but when your nose is in the air you can’t see the ground. We’ll be here when they come back to earth.
It just so happens that according to numerology the Seal of the Rosicrosse is 287. That makes me want to say HONORIFICABILITUDINITATIBUS from shere frustration.
What ever it means HONORIFICABILITUDINITATIBUS has a numerology number of 287.
HONORIFICABILITUDINITATIBUS appears in Loves Labor’s Lost and that Northumberland Manuscript which established that Shakespeare might have impersonated Sir Francis Bacon as the concealed Philosopher.
Hold on to your hats. In the 1623 Folio, on page 136, in the first scene of act V of Love’s Labor’s Lost this 27 lettered word appears on line 27 and is the 151st word in ordinary type. Adding 136 and 151 = 287
My head is spinning
in Love’s Labours Lost where it is followed by the cryptic line “What is A b spelt backwards with the horne on his head?”–suggests a deliberate word play cipher. (Bacorn, a phonetic play on Bacon)
The Feet
read by Jim Bortle, music by Dan Henning
This was written by me 5-6 years ago after an incident of near tragedy on an Air Paris
flght. I was struck by the strangeness of the story. Colvin still resides in a Denver prison.
28 of BS the Novel – A Revealing Morning
By nine o’clock Estelle was up and brimming with busy. She hummed a Jamaicain tune while she dressed and danced when she pulled out a dress she favored. She caught Julian’s attention.
“Raise a roof in the morning.
Raise a roof in the morning. Raise a roof in the morning.
Tell all the people come.
Raise a roof in the morning.
The monkey and the baboon them sitting on the wall.
Raise a roof in the morning.
I and man cannot agree.
Raise a roof in the morning.
He put his bed on the dirty floor.
Raise a roof in the morning.
The Devil made man.
God made the woman.
Raise a roof in the morning.”
It was a toe tapper of a tune and Julian sat up, “Do you think anybody recognized me, yesterday?”
“That chin of yours is hard to miss.
“Humm,” said Julian scratching this two-day growth.
“Are you hungry?”
“Starved,”
“I’m sorry about yesterday,” he said.
“Next time, give me a little warning and I can help you handle reporters,” she said.[ML1]
“By the way, I told Hattie where we were and she needn’t come. She could have slept in.”
“She wouldn’t, anyway. “
“Probably not. Andy is happy he can sleep late and the roses are happy you’re not cutting them down.”
“The mower too,” he added,” and the tree… The pigs still like me.”
“I like you to as long as don’t have that clown suit on when you talk to reporters.
“We have lots of food and I’ll bring you breakfast in bed.”
“You’re are awfully nice to me all of a sudden,” he said.
“I realized I was to hard on you,” she said smiling, “you get bees with honey[ML2] .”
He nodded, “This is a great hide out. What a shack. Where is everybody?” he said.
“The permanent staff? They must be taking a day off or something. Hattie would know. Daddy wants to have it ready at all times, but I don’t think he’s used it for a while. Not since Mama died.”
“That’s interesting,” Julian said, “This is an amazing place. Let’s talk and walk to the kitchen, hand in hand and not take the moving sidewalk.”
“You’re so romantic,” she said.
“Remember when I serenaded you?”
“You wore a torn-tee shirt and yelled my name at the top of your lungs,” she said,”I was mortified.”
“You tried to get me to stop and fell out of the window.”
“its funny now.” she said.[ML3]
“It’s a good thing I was on the first floor.”
Julian and Estelle strolled and talked while holding hands. They kissed along the artificial beach with its sun surf and white sand.
“Did you bring the sun tan lotion?”
“He spared no expense,” Julian marveled.
When they arrived at the kitchen, Julian pulled out pots and pans causing a noisy ruckus.
“Please?” Estelle nudged him,” You’re like a bear rooting for grubs.”
Julian replaced the pots and pans, and she turned on the stove and selected a skillet. Julian found the eggs, a loaf of bread, bacon, a tomato, a green pepper, and cheese.
“I have to admit, you were pretty funny that night,” she said about his the serenade.
“You fell for me, right?” he said.
“I fell, all right. Right out of the window.[ML4]
“Into my arms,” he said.
“You were so strong,” she said.
“Were?”
“You are stronger than many men your age.” She said.
Julian puffed a little and felt amorous.
“Wasn’t Ash interested in you?” he quizzed.
“Yes he was.”
“Did you like him?”
“Don’t be ridiculous.” Estelle asserted
“Your parents liked him.”
“They thought he was the one to carry on the Bergomeister dynasty.”
“But what did you think of him, personally?
“I never date aliens from another planet,” she laughed and turned to allow Julian to tie the strings of her apron. He admired the curve of her neck and shoulders.
While Estelle fried the bacon, Julian diced tomatoes, green pepper and cheese on a large wooden cutting board.
“I was born on the wrong side of the tracks for your parents,” he said.
“If you ran the other half of the world it might help the relationship between you and daddy,” Estelle said.
“Would you want that?
“No but mind you, it wouldn’t hurt.”
“I don’t want that, but at least he shouldn’t have told the world that I was born in a cow pasture.”
“But you were”
“I was not. Ma made it to the barn.”
“You were born in a barn, then?” Estelle said giving his butt a pat and slid a bowl and an eggbeater toward him. Julian was now more interested in her pat than his stomach.
“There is nothing wrong about being born in a barn,” she said,
“In fact, a barn and a stable are the same things.”
“Oh no. I can tell where this is going.” she groaned.
“It’s true,” he said.
“… a manger?” She laughed, “Don’t tell me you were laid in a manger.”
“Ma had to put me in something,”
“So, an angel came down and deposited you in you mothers womb?”
“You say it so beautifully,” he said, thinking about a roll in the hay.
“Getting knocked up by an angel doesn’t sound right,” he said, “could have been a baseball player.”
“You have a point there, ” she said.
She watched him take an egg gently but firmly and tap the edge of the bowl. The crack spread easily and widened, then the contents gushed out to lay exposed on the bottom of the bowl.”
“Is that how presidents do it?” she said purred.
“Do what?”
“Is that is how presidents crack their women?”
“Oh’” he said and dropped an egg on the floor.
“Relax you horny stud muffin,” she laughed, “I am also hungry,”
She helped him clean up. Then in a surprise move he scooped her up in his arms like a young groom crossing the threshold with his bride. He moaned and eased her carefully to the floor making sure he was underneath.
“Here? Now?” She asked.
He moaned again but not from pleasure and didn’t move. He didn’t move for several for days. Needless to say, he had breakfast in bed.
“I wish the children were here,” he said folding his napkin and putting it neatly on the tray
[ML5] “I don’t,” she answered and removed the tray from his lap and sat down beside him.”
“Hattie’s on her way,“ she said, ”she was surprised we went this long without her… Oh, by the way. I want to ask you something.”
“What is it my love, I would give you all I own if you didn’t own it already. What would you like to ask me my Sweet Pineapple Upside-down Cake?”
“Well, I am helping to organize a little meeting, the ladies, you know.”
“Yes, yes. Of course.” he said in anticipation.
“We need a key-note speaker. Like you, for instance, to make their day. How thrilled they would be if you spoke to them. But, if you don’t feel up to it, you know, your injury and all. Just tell me and I won’t be disappointed.”
“Nonsense,” he said grandly, “Call them right now and tell the ladies I would be honored. I will speak from a wheel chair if I have to.”
“You are my hero.”
She gave him a peck him on the forehead and ran to the hallway phone. He could hear her talk very animated but wondered why the call was long distance[ML6] .”
“They were happy as larks to work you in,” she said proudly, and went to the closet to select an outfit.
Ah, Since when did the ladies of Yarrum need to work me in?” He asked suspiciously.
“What? I can’t hear you ,” she said from the summer shoe section of her closet.
“Since when did the ladies of Yarrum need to work me in?” he yelled, “If there is a phone in there I can call you.”
In a minute she came to the door.
“Oh. Didn’t I say? You are addressing The National Organization for Women. Their summer retreat is going to be here – right here in Yarrum. Isn’t that exciting? It took some doing but I talked Gloria and the board members that we would show them what southern hospitably was all about. The three networks will be covering. It will be perfect venue for our announcement.”
Julian threw a pillow at her and went into back spasms.
“Poor baby,” she said, and tried to hug him but he didn’t want a hug, “All you wanted was a little nookie and now all this. You rest and your back will be good as new for the retreat.” [ML7]
Julian was speechless. Through the intercom, he heard Hattie singing.
Yes-er-day this time me a nyam Tiger fat
Yes-er-day this time me a nyam Tiger fat
Yes-er-day this time me a nyam Tiger fat
[ML1]How did she say this
[ML2]Honey with bees?
[ML3]How does she say this?
[ML4]Already stated
[ML5]Better transition
[ML6]How does he know that
[ML7]Is this supposed to be like a conniving comment?
HONEST SONNET #6 to be or not to be?
Larson Green
Cliff Notes Blue
Shakespeare Red
OK, I shall sing the sixth verse of my lonely sonnet song and would dance if I could (although I am inventing a dance for guys like me): I am not the smartest guy in the world but neither are the puffed up rubber stamping hard liners who gleefully put their tiny personel spins on previously half baked and moldy self complimentary interpretations.
I get the strong impression that sonnet 6 is the poets suicide note to himself and he talks himself out of it because he is to important for his life to be wasted. Francis Bacon knew he was beautiful in thought and deed not for himself but for for the nation he intended to pull out of the dark ages. That the sonnets are about the poets talking to himself is not my idea but us an intriguing because every word makes sense.
Since sonnet 6 is less specific and more vague for another person than the first five I have interpreted six as though Francis Bacon, a known genius, is talking about himself. Have you ever written a poem when you were depressed?
I don’t pick on the No-fear-Shakespeare youngsters today. Who? The cliff divers from Cliff Notes, of course. For example, Cliff Note divers say a young man getting a woman pregnant is the theme. Don’t die childless, have ten children. Than makes no sense. Cliff Notes divers say the vial is the womb filled with child in the image of the father and ten times the happiness of only one child. That would make a little sense to the average sixth grader. Quote Cliff Notes divers: “Self-killed” refers both to the youth’s hoarding his beauty by not passing it on to a child, and to his inevitably dying alone if he continues his narcissistic behavior. Self killed is suicide isn’t it?
Then Cliff Notes divers really gets tangled up their chute in the go-forth young man and knock-her-up theme: The poet argues that procreation ensures life after death; losing your identity in death does not necessarily mean the loss of life so long as you have procreated. What??? That makes no sense at all.
Further: Cliff Notes says the the poet says, Once you recognize the wealth of beauty by loving another person, you must use this knowledge of love if it is to increase and not decay. My message to Cliff Note Divers is that suicide is NOT the same as die without begetting a child
Then let not winter’s ragged hand deface,
Then I must not don’t let my depression/death/self imposed … change
In thee thy summer, ere thou be distilled:
my life/optimism/ great plans for England or I will be purified/condensed/controled
Make sweet some vial; treasure thou some place
me into some vial/a memory; a treasure someone puts away somewhere
With beauty’s treasure ere it be self-killed
I will go with my works if I kill myself
That use is not forbidden usury,
that using me is I do not require interest
Which happies those that pay the willing loan;
although I can make those happy who pay me willingly
That’s for thy self to breed another thee,
it’s up to me to change
Or ten times happier, be it ten for one;
or ten times happier, I will be worth ten of me
Ten times thy self were happier than thou art,
ten of me would make me happier than I am now
If ten of thine ten times refigured thee:
if ten of me I could change
Then what could death do if thou shouldst depart,
then what would death do to me?
Leaving thee living in posterity?
for my posterity
Be not self-willed, for thou art much too fair
but I must not make this decision myself for I am to good to waist
To be death’s conquest and make worms thine heir.
if I kill myself.
Sonnet Shakespeare, Suite 101, and the Children say the same thing as the Cliff Divers.
